User:Slowking4/mamas don't let you babies grow up to be admins

admins ain't easy to love and they're harder to like
they'd rather give you an essay than turn on the light
laptop stickers and old faded t-shirts
each night begins the nightmare
if you don't feed them and they don't burn out
they'll probably just afk.

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mamas don't let your babies grow up to be admins
don't let'em stay home and code all alone
make'em touch grass and roll up the stone
mamas don't let your babies grow up to be admins
they'll war over words, and fight over right
even with users they love.

admins love freedom, utopias for sale
harvesting content at scale
stuffy old windowless rooms and blinking rack lights
suspect every precocious new user
command every glamorous partner
they ain't wrong, they're wrong headed
doing things they think are right.