User:Sir Vandalot

I am the father of the coming Wikimedia Revolution. I am the current reincarnation of Che Guevara. If you also believe that Wikimedia can only be improved by the bloody overthrow of all the bureaucrats and stewards, sign the petition on my talk page and join me in my fight.

It's time to usher in a new era in vandalism!!!

P.S. Donations gratefully accepted.

P.P.S. Does anyone know where I can get a good vandal bot from?