User:Pathoschild/Shanel
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| Shanel marries mikelifeguard and Pathoschild. | |
| mikelifeguard bristles | |
| Shanel | :D |
| Shanel | You can argue like a married couple. except you will be one. |
| mikelifeguard murders Shanel | |
| mikelifeguard tells Pathoschild about it | |
| Shanel is invincible. | |
| Pathoschild | Indeed she is. |
| mikelifeguard invokes privilege in court | |
| Shanel | I am also the law. |
| Pathoschild | Also true. |
| kylu | but does she sound like Sylvester Stallone? |
| Shanel does. | |
| Pathoschild | Only when she is laying down teh law. |
| kylu | woot, it's like a wikimedia version of chuck norris! |
| Shanel | Indeed, I am Chuck Norris. |
| kylu | "Shanel never gets edit conflicts. The servers stop taking everyone else's requests when she types." |
| Shanel | :D |
| Pathoschild | "Shanel never gets edit conflicts. Everyone else does." |
| Shanel | :DD |
| Pathoschild | "Shanel never gets edit conflicts. She conflicts others' edits."? |
| kylu | "Shanel once rebooted a router, they had to dig it out of the trench later with a backhoe." |
| Shanel puffs up. | |
| kylu | "When Shanel uses special:nuke, the world hits Defcon 2." |
| kylu | (possibly blasphemous) "When God said, 'let there be light', he smiled at Shanel and added, 'please?'" |
| Shanel | Totally true. |
| kylu | "When Shanel blocks someone, it not only shows up on the block log, but on earthquakes.usgs.gov also." |
| kylu | "Shanel once protected a page... they still haven't figured out how to unprotect it." |
| Pathoschild | :D |
| kylu | ... this totally needs a userspace page, pathy. |
| Pathoschild | :D |
| Pathoschild will put one together. :p | |
| kylu | "Shanel once arm-wrestled Superman. Took the poor guy six months to get out of the hospital." |
| kylu | eh |
| kylu | (to steal a CN gag) "Shanel once bench pressed Quebec. That is, the entire province and all its inhabitants." |
| kylu | "Shanel invades Freddy Kruger's dreams." |
| Shanel | :D |
| Pathoschild | In the future, Québec will not separate from Canada. Shanel will separate from Québec. |
| kylu | "Shanel can divide by zero." |
| kylu | "When you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you" does not apply to Shanel. She looked into the Abyss, it ran away in fright. |
| kylu | "Shanel once deleted the article on Smallpox. The disease ceased to exist." |
| Pathoschild | Shanel is all four horsemen of the Apocalypse, but the authors of the Bible were so frightened they invented Apocalyptic Pokémon rather than describe her fury. |
| Shanel | O_O |
| kylu | Shanel is so hot, her body temperature is 98.6 degrees. Centigrade. |
| Shanel | :D |
| Pathoschild | :D |
| kylu | "When it's time to file taxes, Shanel sends in a picture of herself. She receives cash, love letters, and people begging for forgiveness." |
| Shanel | That's how I met Pathoschild. |
| Pathoschild | :D |
| kylu | "Shanel plays racquetball with a ping pong paddle and a bowling ball." |
| kylu | "When Shanel visited Indianapolis, she broke the speed records at the track. Without a car." |
| kylu | "Why can Canada spend so much less on the military than the United States? They have Shanel." |
| Shanel | Yes. I watch the border 24/7. |
| kylu | obligatory theft, "Shanel doesn't sleep, the Sandman is too scared to visit." |
| kylu | or, "When Shanel stares at the Sun, the Sun goes blind." |
| Pathoschild | Shanel wins every staring contest. When she blinks, there's a solar eclipse. |
| kylu | "Shanel visited Paris on vacation once. The French surrendered, just in case." |
| kylu | so, when are you two going to have a little shannie or pathy running around? |
| Pathoschild | In a few years. :) |
| kylu | you'll name the first Kylu, right? |
| Shanel | :P |
| Shanel | Official name Kyluguard Dungknor Melique Plamondon-Kalicharan |
| Pathoschild | :D |
| Pathoschild | Kyluguard Dungknor Meliqyothis Plamondon-Kalicharan. |
| kylu eyes Pathy. | |
| kylu | what if you have a boy? |
| kylu | "C'mere, Eva." "Dammit, Dad... I changed my name years ago. I'm Evan now." |
| Shanel | lol |
| kylu | "Shanel can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. By staring at it." |
| Pathoschild | Shanel doesn't wait for food to cook. Foods waits on her whim. |
| mikelifeguard | oh, we're still doing this? |
| Pathoschild | You don't run out of Shanel quotes, Shanel quotes run out of you. |
| kylu | "Shanel once ordered a steak in a fancy restaurant. The steak did what she told it." |
| kylu | "Many little girls wear Wonder Woman underoos. Wonder Woman wears Shanel underoos." |
| Shanel | O_O |
| Pathoschild | :D |
| kylu | "Shanel doesn't buy her cans of whoopass. She bottles her own at home and sells them on eBay." |
| kylu | "The G8 meets in Canada to get Shanel's permission." |
| kylu | "Shanel played Monopoly once. She ended up owning the real Park Avenue." |
| kylu | "The Internet really is a series of tubes. It used to be wires, but Shanel made it possible for her to strangle someone over it." |