I am requesting that I be globally banned. This is probably the first such self-request in Wikimedia history. Here is the list of the things I did wrong:
The Lojbanist (formerly KATMAKROFAN) account was created to vandalize the Jamaican Creole Wikipedia while it was still in an embryonic state;
I used testwiki and test2wiki as webhosting services;
I made several unusual RFCs and XFDs on en.wiki and violated wikipedia:en:WP:CIR;
I spammed the "requests for project closure" and "requests for new languages" pages here on Metawiki with requests that were unlikely to pass;
I trouted an en.wiki admin who had reported me to en:WP:AN because of aforementioned RFCs and XFDs;
I abused Twinkle to unlink my talkpage signatures on en.wiki;
