No Deadline
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Sung in the tune of the Beatles' classic "Revolution 9" (music)
No deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline
Then comes this drunken editor who stumbles on a cat
Who proceeds to break the spacetime continuum
They assumed the assumption of the assumption
of the assumption of the assumption of bad faith
The Five Pillars of Untruth, manufactured by someone who always
Has umpteen time to spare on the Pedia
Gadget installed but not currently in use
[laugh]
[Troll crying]
No deadline, no deadline
Don't create hoaxes
Do not create hoaxes
No deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline
There's nothing worse than the lamest
And another example
Vandalism on Wiki
Dramaboard the Wiki
ArbCom's binding decision
On Shakespeare's authorship
Bribe! Bribe!
Bribe!
Bribe! Briiibe! Briiibe! Briiiibe!
Briiiii!
No deadline, no deadline
[giberish]
Shhh!
Shhh!
[car noises]
We are standing still
Join us on Discord
No deadline, no deadline
The vandal inserts false
As patroller reported to me
Little fella really tries to convince
He is in WikiEdu, IP-banned
And college hates him
Alright!
No deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline
So the Arbs messaged me, and I plan to change my identity
Buy new Wi-fi routers
[scream]
So anyways, back vandalizing I go
Those moppers can't catch me when I change statistics
Increment by a few
Down with him! Down with him!
I'm not in the mood for editing
[[[W:WP:Long-term abuse|LTA]] gets zapped by a laser]
Editcountitis counting, featured articles featured
Inclusionists including, deletionists deleting
Stalkers stalking, hounds hounding
[Edit-warring in 3001 involving lasers]
Only to find the jaguar
Unaware of its presence on the talk page
"Glass Onion"
No deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline
Fundraising banners
Nonprofit organization
The Batusi
The Floss
Bona fide
[admin] Take this eye, brother, may it serve you well
[goes to Special:PendingChanges]
[reviewer] Maybe it's nothing
[admin] huh?
[reviewer] Maybe it's sloughing?
[admin] What? What? Oh
Exposure to drugs
If you become wasted
Vector 10, Vector 10, Vector 10, Vector 10!
Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22!