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Have you ever thought what a 6 year old thinks of your business strategy?
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Could the world change in one moment?
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Could this unwanted unrequited flow of alphabets come together to make sense for the reader?
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Can fans suck air in rather than blow air out?
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Are stars really light bulbs so far away in the universe that we see them as tiny lights twinkling in the distance?
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Could all the lovers and friends that you have known come back in a flash and all be waiting for you downstairs for tea?
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Can time stand still when we slowly take back the words we don’t want to say but still do and wish we hadn’t?
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Will roads move into the sky as cars become airplanes?
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Can a man write or sing without the fear of being put down by other people around him for their lack of initiative and not doing anything productive or surprising?
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Can we avoid not correcting what we once wrote?
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Could anger and pain and fear and everything else just be words and not felt?
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Will time take me back to the when I was a child and not a man moving into a world I have not a clue about?
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Can fame touch me in the fifteenth minute of the fifteenth day of the fifteenth-month?
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Can the year have 20 months?
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Can you not laugh and think this is unwanted?
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Is there one huge soundtrack for life?
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Can phone calls ring inside your head?
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Can lunch be had for dinner?
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Can Mondays not be called Mondays?
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Can people have a good and bad meter?
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When the bad meter reaches a limit and then good takes over?
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Can orphans all over the world be called a family?
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Can music be played in outer space?
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Can sound be heard with a smile?
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Can I come back and continue rambling?
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Can magic happen?
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Can animal be used to describe a person who’s more civilized than a human?
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Can we touch sound?
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Can I win the election?
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Can water be an intoxicant?
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Can pants be reinvented to look more like jeans?
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Can lies be detected by loud beep with a red light on the top of your head?
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Can kids have their own planet?
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Can there be fewer questions?
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And more answers?
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Can the highway run through the office?
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Can raindrops be an aphrodisiac?
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Can cancer be a cold that goes away?
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Can miracles come in through the post?
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Can a question end with an answer?
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Is a kid an adult shrunk to fit?
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Are dogs nicer people because they have a shorter lifespan?
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Why are all women beautiful?
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Why do people fight?
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If you were homeless and hungry would you look at the homeless and hungry differently?
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Can flowers grow into the sky?
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Have you ever heard the sky complain?
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Is the sea a place where all your dreams are wet?
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In heaven will angels play the blues or rock n’ roll?
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Is forever a long time?
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Can a reason be no reason at all?
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Do animals know they’re naked?
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’Can you write a long story and throw it away before anyone else reads it?
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What if everyone was running to work?
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Will tomorrow make a difference?
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Is madness a place were people have cable connections but no remote?
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Are words parallel universes?
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Can questions make you think?
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Will you ever read this to someone on a rainy may morning?
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Will you buy me a beer once this is done?
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Can people be paid for sleeping?
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Why are floors cold?
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Can you not try to answer that scientifically?
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Are beaches portals to other planets?
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Did anyone ever reply to that mail you sent?
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Did you return that call?
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Did Jesus ever do push-ups?
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Is anger a joke gone out of control?
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Will you publish my book?
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Do sad people make funny faces by themselves?
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Have you ever wished so hard for something you never got?
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Is love the reason we’re here?
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Do elephants wear jogging shoes?
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Do you need reservations to go to heaven?
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Will the parking be full there?
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Are all people inherently nice?
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Are people with beards bored of shaving?
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Do birds take the bus home from work?
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Is this boring you?
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When the wind whispers in your ear do you listen quietly?
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Where do lost things go?
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Do they have a heaven?
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Wouldn’t everyone on this planet have lost something or the other?
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Can paperclips be the answer?
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Does never ever come?
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Is someone making the world spin?
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Is he getting dizzy?
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What takes you to the point of no more?
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Can dancing give you hope?
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Are you trying to be clever?
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If it’s the human race then why aren’t you running?
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Is the end of a paragraph the start of a new one?
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Is stupidity profound if you look at it the right way?
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Is temporary a place where nothing stays the same?
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Has God commissioned a writer to script out your life?
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Is crazy a word that can be used in a sane world?
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Do you believe in magic?
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Can you be frank without changing your name?
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Is patience something that takes a long time to get?
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Will a group of people who disagree on everything jointly agree on dis agreeing?
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Doesn’t anyone use full stops anymore?
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Do animals listen to music and talk to their friends about it?
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Do roads really go anywhere?
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Can you walk to the edge of the universe and not fall off?
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Do plants ever go green with envy?
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Will the questions ever stop?
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But why should they?
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Does anyone really care?
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Is this the place where dreams come true?
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Can you answer my questions?
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Can we share the world that we have?
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Are children the ones with the answers?
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Why am I like this?
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Do I need help?
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Are theses words places where thoughts can hide?
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Can I go on like this?
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Is love dead?
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Is love alive?
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Is love the reason why we’re here?
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Can I stay here?
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Can I love again?
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Am I in love now?
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Are you reading this?
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Or have you gone to sleep?
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Are you dreaming?
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Are angels watching over you?
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Have you forgotten to do something today?
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Will you do it tomorrow?
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Or the day after?
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Will you remember to do it?
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Or should I remind you?
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Did you brush your teeth in the morning?
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Did I?
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Why can’t we brush our teeth in the middle of the night?
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Or not brush our teeth at all?
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Can I keep writing to fill up this page?
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Would you really care?
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Have you paid money to read this?
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Will this whole thing look better if it’s set in a bigger typeface?
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Is this the day before tomorrow?
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Why do people dream?
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Do dogs dream?
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Why do we eat food?
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Why do we become greedy?
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Why are people biased?
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Is work the wrong way to live?
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Will you ever save the world if you’re stuck in a meeting?
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Is money everything?
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Are our hands actually legs?
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If dreams are sweet why can’t we taste them?
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Can you hands be used for walking?
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Wouldn’t it be great if all people were blind and deaf and dumb?
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Would we help each other then?
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Would we lead each other?
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Has God dug that ditch we’ll fall into?
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Are God and the Devil in cahoots?
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Is a spelling mistake really a mistake?
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What if the correct spelling a mistake too?
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Don’t you just love the sound of the acoustic?
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Why are we so close to other humans?
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What is all this?
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Are you eating something?
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Can I have some?
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Please?
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Why don’t you share your food with others?
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Is it really that hard to do?
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Are you looking out the window?
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What happened to my childhood?
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Is it still there?
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Can you please bring it back for me?
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Is Tull any good?
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Do you like the stuff they do?
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Why don’t people smile at other people?
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Would they do it if they got paid for it?
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Can people be paid to sleep at work?
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Can you imagine an entire office sleeping at work?
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Would I be hard work?
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Why are all pigs painted pink I cartoons?
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What is a movie?
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Is it s subconscious attempt at reason in a world filled with none?
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Is this the sentence to give faith to all other sentences in a world of unconnected sentences?
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Would you start a sentence with and?
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And why would you do that?
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Isn’t it a crime?
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Where is God?
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Is he here?
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Or here?
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And why do you always start His name in capital?
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Does He have a Wife?
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Are we their kids?
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Do you have family pictures?
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Can I learn all the chords on the fret board?
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Is a new day the start of something new?
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Why if I woke up early on a Sunday?
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Are you drinking enough water?
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Would this make one boring book?
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Why do people keep secrets from each other?
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Do I have to keep speaking to myself?
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Are these questions answers in disguise?
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Can I have one more chance?
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Why do you want to let it go?
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Do wishes come true?
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Is there love on the other side of the river?
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Is there a river on the other side?
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Is there another side to the river?
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Is there love there?
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Is there someone inside you asking you a question?
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Can you ignore that question for much longer?
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What is it asking you?
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Why is there so much air?
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Why isn’t anyone breathing?
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Why do I feel sleepy all the time?
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Do you think I could go on like this?
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Am I really any good at this?
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What am I good at?
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Are empty pages masterpieces that we have to unfill?
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Is this already written in the stars?
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Even if it was about you and your culture?
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Did they really land on the moon?
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Why am I so lazy?
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Is laughter the best medicine?
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Have you had it today?
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Does a poet really need the pain?
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Can’t he have an aspirin instead?
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Is purpose a word with ambition?
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Is ambition a word with purpose?
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Is life an interruption to living?
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Is ha a funny word?
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Or is ha ha funnier?
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Can you?
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Seriously?
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What?
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Do you think this is a waste of time?
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Or is it worthwhile?
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Why do we try to outsmart each other?
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Is a habit?
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Is a friend of mine reading this?
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Is he or she recommending this to someone else?
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Can someone tell me where I am?
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Does anyone know where they are?
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Do you think I should stop?
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Who do you think you are anyway?
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Should I write this down or type it out straight away?
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Do they have animal police?
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Is never a place we’ll never see?
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Does a candle lit in one part of the world give light to another part of the world?
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Are sleep clouds that walk?
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Do dogs talk to each other about taking their masters for a walk?
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Do birds play in a band in the evening?
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Is magic a reversal of reality?
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Can you run around in circles and not fall down?
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Are my Parents Gods in disguise?
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Is love a drug?
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Are all creatures hooked onto to it?
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Do cars complain to the roads about going on long drives?
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Are cows really jazz musicians?
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Would you like to take a walk while I keep writing?
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Are they more questions out there?
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Do you really think so?
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Is wasting time really a waste of time?
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Do barbers cut their own hair?
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If they do, how do they cut the hair at the back?
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Do you irritate people by creaking your chair over and over again?
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What if a star fell down into your loo?
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Would you flush it away, frame it or sell it to a museum?
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If water is running where does is go?
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Do you remember all those things you learned in school?
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Do you remember the sunlight on your way to the football field?
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Do you remember your friends?
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Do you wish you where there again?
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Do you colour inside or outside the lines?
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Do you dance all by yourself?
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Is music everywhere?
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Are we not really listening?
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Should I leave the rest of this page empty?
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Can I tap into my subconscious more often?
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Do you have the answers?
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Can you send them to me?
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Can you keep a secret?
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Where will you keep it?
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Do you think about your old love?
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And the promises you made?
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What ever happened to those promises?
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Where is fame?
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Is it around the corner?
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How does it look?
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Will I know it if it hits me in the face?
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Do you need to be lucky to have luck?
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Or will plain luck do?
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Where are the angels they promised?
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Is one sitting next to me?
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Is God invisible?
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Can I see God if I try hard?
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Do fish dream of a dry day?
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Do butterflies every cry?
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Does the earth know that humans are going nuts?
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Is evolution and extinction the way it’s the cycle moves?
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Can it be changed with a little thought and understanding?
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How many hours do you sleep?
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Do you dream of childhood days?
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Aren’t they great dreams?
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Why do people screw up other people’s trips?
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Do they really have to that?
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Why do you always think you’re smarter than the person next to you?
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Has it become a habit?
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Will I ever finish this book?
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Are there any answers hidden in the middle of all these questions?
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Aren’t jokes really funny things?
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Have you heard the one about the horse and the priest?
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Why do people fight?
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Why do birds fly?
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Does that answer you question?
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Does heaven have a pub?
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Is there a sea in heaven?
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Do people live in clouds there?
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What are you thinking of right now?
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Why can’t pencils come with built in ideas?
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Where do rubbers go when they die?
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Are they erased?
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Why do you always think so much?
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Have you ever stopped to listen at the blind man singing on the road?
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Do frogs listen to hip hop?
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Do flowers change colour after they inhale the factory fumes?
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Why is man the dumbest animal of them all?
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What if you’re one of the characters in the video game played by some kid sitting in a video game parlour with a running nose?
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Do bats play cricket?
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Do crickets know how to bat?
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Are sparrows trained fighter pilots in disguise?
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====== Do you really think God has a plan for you? ======Yes, because fighting the devil is tiresome

What if it a re-run?
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What if it’s one long joke?
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Can I end this question with an answer?
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Did you see that?
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Does love stay in a lonely hotel room down the road?
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What if love and hate are really good friends?
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Why can’t words be pictures?
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Or are they pictures that are painted in your mind?
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Does your name have to be the same everyday?
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What if you’re really a child wearing grow up clothes?
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Do dreams come for a reason?
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Or are they just entertainment?
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Can God really help us out?
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I think it’s been a while?
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How about now?
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Will night turn into day and vice-versa forever?
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Why does that happen everyday?
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What if the sun shone at night for a change?
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Do dogs every disco?
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Why are you laughing?
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What if we could pick the life we wanted to live from a library?
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Have your ever tried sleeping on the wall?
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Do you know how to pick a lock?
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What if it rained right now?
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Wouldn’t it be great?
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Have you ever fixed a drink by holding your glass up to the sky when it’s raining?
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If you knew the answer to life would you share it with me?
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If you had enough to eat would you give you food to someone else?
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Is five minutes on earth five hundred years on another planet?
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Do you have five minutes to spare?
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What it was harder to be stupid?
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Would you still call yourself intelligent?
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Is a smaller out still being bought up by your parents in some other part of the world?
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Do you remember the first question of this book?
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Did you try to turn back the page?
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Or did you remember it?
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Is your memory always that good?
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Why do we make so many mistakes?
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Have we ever learned from any of them?
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Must have been a good mistake huh?
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Did summer ever spring a surprise on you?
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Or was it autumn?
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What if God called when you were in the loo?
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Would he call you back?
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What is this whole thing about?
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www.wikipedia.com Ask away.
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